Unsolicited Advice for Newly Hired High School Educators
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely. A teacher’s power isn’t nearly as cool.
F— JK. Go With JFK! Or JFK Jr.
JK
Text lingo for “I think I’m funny.”
JFK
Just fucking kidding.
RFK
Really fucking kidding.
JFK Jr.
Just fucking kidding, Junior.
Texting in Your Lap While I’m Talking at You
I’m sorry, but that’s kinky.
TTL RVE
Exact definition: Total Rove. Text connotation: That fat bastard thinks he knows something because he can play on our collective fears to get the worst President in American history re-elected.
Hahahah
LOL
IEAPPWR
I’m eating a pepperoni pizza while rollerblading.
AA
Acronym addiction.
P@B
I have a peppercorn up my butt.
PRTMMBAMLL
Please refer to my man boobs as male lady lumps.
Thmb#!
Thumb cramp.
BBAIJI
Be back after I jerk it.
TCSMLFM
That cum stain makes you look fat, Mom.
OBMA
Our savior, hopefully.