1. I’ve never had a decent relationship with anyone. Not with a parent, nor with a boy. Not with a Jew. Not with a Goy. Not when I was nine, and not when I was ten. I used to be passive-aggressive about watching Friends. Even my pets have usually been aloof. Ask anyone I know for proof.

2. I’d eliminate the need to procreate from the human genome, if it were easy to do.

3. I only enjoy oral sex if the man is, what I perceive as, too good for me or married. I rarely cum with fat men.

4. Sometimes when I’m depressed, I think the only thing in my life I’ve ever done right is to not have a kid.

5. I find that as I get older that I’d rather not hear about child abuse rather than actually do anything to stop it.

6. I think people who’d rather cut taxes than build schools should have to park there their car in Richmond, CA once a week.

7. I think racial humor is hilarious. Misuse of the word Oriental always makes me smile.

8. I think having a kid should cost you money on your taxes.

9. Knowing that 99% of the girls are drugged, abused or both, I still watch porn, and somehow, I always feel worse for the guys—those peach tanned, van-driver types.

10. I’m glad my parents got divorced. I only wish they’d tortured each other longer.

“For Some Reason It Never Feels Right” is the occasional blog of Linda Weissberg MFT.

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